Why can’t you just get over James?

Here are the bad points about James:

1. We don’t like the same music
2. We don’t like the same films
3. We don’t have the same humour
4. I’m not his type – the typical English rose with a manor house.
5. I don’t want loads of kids – he does.
6. He makes me feel stupid
7. He can be a real snob (so can I..)
8. He pulled another girl in front of me brought her back to our flat and doesn’t think he did anything wrong!
9. He’s a bastard.
10. He can be too rough during sex
11. I’m never going to see him again
12. Since Easter he hasn’t pulled anyone else (would help in the getting over him department)
13. The bastard swore off me
14. And didn’t explain why!
15. I clutching at straws to find bad points
16. He makes me feel unpretty when he says all the girls on tv are fit/hot/smoking/sexy etc.
17. He’s chubby (but i like it?)
18. His eyes are too close together (but such a beautiful colour…)
19. He’s not that good looking (but such a good personality…)
20. This is all I can think of. The bastard.